MBTI most accurate descriptions

commanderspock:

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ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

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DID HE JUST..

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stupidstagram:

takeyou:

you guys must think very little of teenage girls if you think they’re gonna start romanticizing abusive relationships because of a book series

nobody thinks little of teenage girls, everyone who is critical of this book and movie just knows the POWER the media holds, movies have been blamed for mass murders (x) (x) (x) (x) so stop acting like it’s FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE that media has an affect on how girls see themselves and their relationships with men. this movie is coming out on VALENTINES day, this movie is MEANT to be seen by WOMEN, physical and sexual violence on screen is supposed to be looked at as ROMANTIC by us so if you’re mad about people calling out that fact then stay mad bc it’s not gonna stop.

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Get to know me meme » [1/10] current celebrity crushes: Robert Downey Jr.

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Tomorrow, the first entries into The Sherlolly Fanfic Contest will be posted

sherlollycafe:

along with the new writing crops for next week and the pop crop from this week.

I’ve included information about the contest below the cut, including the prompts for those who would still like to enter, you have until September 19th.

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sherlollymouse:

luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.

Especially such a positive portrayal of a BDSM relationship.

Agreed.

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sherlollymouse:

wsswatson:

-somewhere-in-neverland:

graceebooks:

we need to hate the 50 shades of gray as loudly and aggressively as possible on the internet

but, its gonna be porn that its actually accepted….

50 Shades of Grey grossly misrepresents BDSM and glamorises sexual abuse and rape, while the porn industry is even more harmful

what we should be making socially acceptable is this kind of pornography being UNACCEPTABLE by promoting independent porn (like that produced by individuals for sites like XTube rather than industry-produced porn) and erotica which portray healthy, mutually enthusiastically consensual relationships and realistically explore BDSM and the importance of consent and safe words and after care in BDSM relationships

I totally and completely agree, Brontë. Thank you!!!


ohgodbenny:

STOP TEASING YOUR FAN BENEDICT

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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